danceofchaos:

I’m gonna stream Devil May Cry 5 later tonight, not sure when but will drop the link when I do

twitch.tv/crookinari live soon

I’m gonna stream Devil May Cry 5 later tonight, not sure when but will drop the link when I do

angremlin:

jenovacomplete:

jenovacomplete:

daylight savings is actually truly one of the most evil things in the world. just casually forcing us to confront the fact that time is fake while torturing insomniacs, autistics and schoolchildren across the globe. when will the agony end

ideas conceived by the truly deranged

America mostly observes DST, but landlocked Arizona does not, but inside Arizona is the Navajo Nation which DOES, but inside the Navajo Nation is the Hopi Reservation which DOES NOT.

crystaltoa:

malcolm-f-tucker:

thebyrchentwigges:

I don’t know where this came from but I NEEDED it

Image ID: blue text on a cream background which reads “Nine types of rest. 1) time away 2) permission to not be helpful 3) something “unproductive” 4) connection to art and nature 5) solitude to recharge 6) a break from responsibility 7) stillness to decompress 8) safe space 9) alone time at home”. End ID.

Misread “decompress” as “decompose” and didn’t notice anything wrong at first. Like, yeah, that checks out, it’s ROTTING TIME.

kdinjenzen:

kdinjenzen:

Werewolf movie where it’s not a horror movie or a romance movie, but a movie about saving someone from their abusive family and helping them find a new family… and then the post credits scene is the werewolves attacking the abusive family.

No no, not “except”, that’s exactly what I had in mind!

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

sojutrait:

all my werewolves are getting this quirk. karl barks if you will

EA employees cry for help

map20-gotcha:

superchat:

black-dagger-antler-shack:

Can we get the good ending where this character goes outside for a walk and enjoys sitting down on a bench?

Im afraid thats just not possible

catchymemes:

moody-mod:

Funniest shit ever

memewhore:

steveraglan:

pirateherokillian:

steveraglan:

“you can’t pick and choose what you like from canon” common misconception! yes you can

but please do not get this very true concept confused with “you cannot pick and choose what is canon”

they are two very different things.

thank you for this addition seriously

the-yodelling-muffin:

deshah:

dreamwaffles:

ceescedasticity:

edenfalling:

vehrec:

winguontheweb:

castesystem:

the-sun-station:

thatstoolow:

pedantricks:

adgjl103:

pumpkinspicedlesbian:

quantroup:

transgendercrt:

isomorbism:

ostrigjpg:

bobthecoolrock:

empress-of-dark2005:

unhinged-popsocket:

ultirex:

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Thailand!

Ocean

….The Red Sea. I’m wheezing.

(ocean between the Arabian Peninsula and Africa, famously crossed by Moses and the Jews fleeing Egypt in Exodus)

Ocean

Ocean

himeno-ran:

when u get anxiety medication for the first time

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

jedipirateking:

carryonmysociallyawkwardson:

deepspacememes:

pillsburysoyboy:

No. That’s wrong. A single molecule would be one H - hydrogen and two O - oxygen.

That’s not

That’s not what’s in a water molecule

The molecule you describe would be absurdly reactive, I sure as hell wouldn’t drink it

#someone explain this to me like im stupid#I thought one molecule of water is just like#H2O

One molecule of water has 2 hydrogens

The solar system has one star

The statement is correct

The joke is that “there are more molecules in a single glass of water than stars in the galaxy” is a common thing to say. So the reader immediately sees “hydrogens in a single molecule of water” and assumes that the writer of the statement has made a mistake. It can take a few readings before noticing that the writer said “stars in the solar system” and not the expected “galaxy”, the writer was correct all along, it is us who is the fool. Such fun.

Do you… get a lot of use out of this tag?

papapiusxiii:

From Leonard Cohen’s final letter to his dying muse, Marianne Ihlen. She died in July 2016, and Cohen followed her shortly after, dying in November 2016.

“Well Marianne it’s come to this time when we are really so old and our bodies are falling apart and I think I will follow you very soon. Know that I am so close behind you that if you stretch out your hand, I think you can reach mine. And you know that I’ve always loved you for your beauty and your wisdom, but I don’t need to say anything more about that because you know all about that. But now, I just want to wish you a very good journey. Goodbye old friend. Endless love, see you down the road.”

— Leonard Cohen